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Dear younger me,

They told you to lose weight, not your mind.

I was looking for an online stream and found this

Shane, the Crimson Reaper and Samantha, Rise of Thorns

Perfection

Samantha: The square root of you is me
Shane: Wha?
Samantha: And the square root of me is you
Shane: But th-
Samantha: We are one.
Shane: OH YOU ARE BRILLIANT

The bible is fanfiction

And all Atheists are is people who say it’s not canon, while Christians are people who totally want/believe it to be canon, at least partially.

Then there’s [insert religion here]…

They’re a different fandom

they have obama

koleniko707:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

raaawrbin:

consolecadet:

brokentripod:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

raaawrbin:

crit-a-cola:

someone draw the tf2 robots holding our president hostage

they have obama

ok

FCUHJIG CHRIST

Guys tf2 takes place in the 1960s! Obama would be less than 10 years old

someone draw the robots holding JFK hostage

k

OHMY GOD

HEKPL

SOLDIER IS NOT GOING TO STAND FOR THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxIQcQM8eo

Ooh Sweeney you manwhore~

did-you-kno:

Source

onesteppcloser:

Girls on their period

Some girls on their period, dear sexists. Some.

Me: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, nice to meet you. I'm dad.
Me: What? I'm serious!
Dad: I thought you were hungry.
Me: I am hungry!
Dad: Where did serious go?
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Dad: No, I'm dad.

mediocreinsanity:

I must confess, I’ve joined the herd.

I’m a Little Brony. Bro-hoof!